dramatic-dolphin:

you wanna see one of my favorite bots of new york posts ever?

literally everything about this is perfect. i can’t believe this is a bot post.

kushblazer666:

to be clear he said this when south africa still had apartheid. he has been dead since 2004

komsomolka:

this happened to my buddy fidel

powerburial:

would you eat dinner for $1000?

hard mode: your hungry

nobody that says beer tastes like piss has ever pissed on a burning campfire